bananas!

2006-10-20T02:53:00.000-07:00

HELLO!
alexis's is at my house now!
okay reminder to self : PLEASE BRING THE SHE'S THE MAN DVD FOR NICOLA AND CLASS PARTY!
yeaaa [:
today so fun fun fun!
play cards in school
then when we playing cheat, i always cheat then everyone open open open open.
)))): so sad!
ahahaha. BUT STILL FUN HOR. okay ((: i think i feel so high high high now! hehehehe! our class won MOST ENTHU CLASS YESTERDAY YOU KNOW! haha today we got 2nd for the fruit hunting whatever thingo. [:
i go take take take all the bananas&apples.
didnt get any bigbigbigbig watermelons or honeydews or pineapples but then aiya! i got alot of small small one okay! means my eyes are damn sharp! you get it? YES YOU DO!
yep yep! oh you know i typed almost the whole post for nicola's blog? hehehehe! she went to pai lian! so i typetypetype untl very very long! PRO? yesyesyes!
today got this SIA thing. very very very boring. thats why we went upstairs to play cards lor [:
play alot leh!
NICOLA CHEAT ALOT OF TIMES YOU KNOW.
but we just never accuse her ! then when i cheat everybody open open open open!
so sad sad sad. but really la i almost every card cheat [:
hehehe. *evil face*
okay BYE

2006-10-17T23:41:00.000-07:00

HELLO.
i just realised i havent posted for a really long time [:
its weird cuz now my typing is so fast [:
HUGS MYSELF!!
im fast fast fast
whos that really lame person who hates me so much.
actually i dont really care if you think i suck [:
hahahaha xD
HECK HECK HECK HECK!
heehee :D
yeaa okay now exams are over.
i can play the comp whenever i want!
cool huh!
YES I KNOW [[[:
yeah i think i got 100000000000000 people to link!
howhowhowhowhowhowhoww!
i think i forgot some le [[[:
oh well they just have to bug me again!
>] sorry! ):
LOLOLOLOLOLOL.
lalalalalala [[:
i feeeeel high&lame.
tooo badd [:
you all have to suffer.
my lameness&highness.
ooooooo.
but i dont feel like blogging abt lame stuff.
in case you all die from lamenomnia.
xD IM KIND-HEARTED!
bye :DDD

2006-10-11T21:32:00.000-07:00

YESTERDAY WAS MY MUMMY'S BDAY!
yeaaaa [:
ate the cheesecake [:
lalala [:
today no schoooool. so happy for myself. yeppppp [: more people are tlkaing to me in msn! GOOD SIGN! -.-
i seeeee my cousin playing maple O__O
ahahahaha [: she pon school . tsk tsk.
who cares [[[: lalaalalalalalalaa [:
okay.
now all i wannnna do is sleeeeeeep man!
):
im tiredddddddddddddddd for no reason you know ]:
:] hehe! that smile so cute!
okay i dun wanna get back my results cus i think its gonna be damn lousy ): yeaaa )): it will be lousy.
HELP ME GOD .
ALEXIS KEEPS SAYING THAT SHE WANTS TO EAT SHIT :D
okay [:
who got shit to donate?
oh ya. be a kind person
www.lightamillioncandles.com
i think
SAVE CHILD ABUSE BEFORE I GET KABISHED by my mummy when i get back my results
-.-
go light ONE/TWO candles!
TAH!

2006-10-08T20:32:00.000-07:00

Pick the month you were born:
January---I kicked
February---I loved
March----I smoked
April----I dry humped
May---I choked on
June---I murdered
July----I did the Macarena with
August----I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October----I sang to
November----I yelled at
December-----I ran over
PICK the day(date) you were born on:
1---a birdbath
2----a monster
3----a phone
4----a fork
5----a Mexican
6----a gangster
7----my cell phone
8----my dog
9----my best friends boyfriend
10----my neighbour
11----my science teacher
12----a banana
13----a fireman
14----a stuffed animal
15----a goat
16----a pickle
17----your mom
18----a spoon
19----myself
20----a baseball bat
21----a ninja
22----a model
23----a noodle
24----a squirrel
25----a football player
26----my sister
27----my brother
28----an ipod
29----a permanent marker
30----a llama31----a homeless guy
Pick the colour of shirt you are wearing:
White----Because i'm cool like that
Black---because that's how i roll
Pink----because i'm NOT a homosexual
Red----because my voices told me to do so
Blue----because i'm sexy and i do what i want
Green----because i hate myselfPurple----because i'm cool
Gray----because i was drunk
Yellow----because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange----because i hate my family
Brown----because i was high
Others----because i'm a ninja
None----because i can't control my self
Now type out the sentence you made: I had lunch with a monster because i'm sexy and i do what i want.

2006-10-08T20:19:00.000-07:00

WHO WANTS TO JOIN THE BANANA CLAN?
okay today's pictures : thecrazyballoon&romeoandjuliet
ADORABLE! ♥
carissa joined my clan [:
HIPHIPHOOOOORAY! yesyesyesyes
uh huh.
okay i soooo have the craving for shoppppppppppppping! i wannna buy lots&lots of stuff! oh man . i cant wait till that stupid maths exam to be over. why must i wait till wednesday monday (today) can already what. but if it was today then i wont have that much time to study but come to think of it, i think i rather have 2 days off.
FOR FUN ?
dont know dont care [: yeaaa [:
CARTOOOOOOON HEROES!! [[[[[[[:
that song is so so so so coool [:
THE DOUBLE Cs CUTE&COOOOOOL. YEAAAA MAN! ITS SO COOOL! I LOVE BANANAS.
BLACK&YELLOW!
WHOOOOOOOOOOOO [[[[:
im nuts -.-
NUTS AND BANANAS! OOOOOOOOOOO [:
I WANT [[[[:
-slaps myself-
er .
OKAY .
you love jewel.
you love jewel.
you love jewel.
you love jewel.
you love jewel.
you love jewel.
YEAH DUH. no need say also know -.-
buhbye.

2006-10-08T00:38:00.000-07:00

i eat quality penguin nuggets!
i abuse free refills!
i wear banana jackets!
YES!! :DD
so adorable [:
MWACK MWACK MWACK :DDD
omg omg omg
now i wont be the only one putting all these cute stuff anymore :o
OH NOO!
carissa found the website!
she found it !
>.>
oh man!
nevermind lah.
dont care :D
LOL :D
its just pictures right?
yeah whatever :D
hehehe.
two days ago was lantern festival i think.
yeah me and my cousins
were burning lanterns
:o
it was FUN .
burn burn burn.
ALL BY ACCIDENT YOU KNOW :O
I BET YOU BELIEVE ME >:]
I KNOW YOU DO :D
DONT HAVE TO DENY IT :DDDD
lmao [:
my tagboard was flooded .
by two people.
MH AND CARISSA .
ha [:
dont care dont care .
hmmph hmmph.
MY UMMY LEMME COME ON THE COMP CUZ I SAID I WAS BORED.
i was really very bored you know.
so she was like " okay go play the computer . "
im like " okay thanks? "
THEN I PRESS THE SWITCH
SO HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY [:
retarded [:
yesterday me&lex were retarded .
VERY.
we were saying some russell peters stuff .
then people think we siao [:
then we started looking around see if got any chio bu.
DONT HAVE.
so lousy lah that place .
all not chio one.
REALLY.
im not lying.
[:
hahahaa [:
then we made a song .
some abc song.
damn weird + funny [:
now talking to elizabeth.
I MISS HER.
but i bet shes misses me more okay [:
hahahaha .
LALA.
JEWEL <3

2006-10-06T02:24:00.000-07:00

yay pictures!
who does the second picture remind you of?
WONDER :DDD
ahahahaha.
its the person i lost to in america's next top model.
WHO?
lao shi -.-
DAA CHIO BU.
and the other two quite cute pictures lah .
okay i havent posted for a really long time already .
okay my exams .
ONE MORE LEFT
YEPPPP!
i cant wait .
MUST WAIT UNTIL STINKING WEDNESDAY.
why cant it just be monday so i can just get it over and done with?
hai!!
hahaha im saving pictures from that website again.
SO FUN.
hahhahahahaa.
saving saving and saving :D
SONG LISTENING NOW : CARTOOOOOON HEROES BY AQUA
so nice :D
-WE ARE THE CARTOON HEROES WE ARE THE ONES THATS GONNA LAST FOREVER-
okay lame! lalalala.
uh huh.
NICE SONG OKAY.
repeating over and over again!
tralalalalala :D
today i just resting day.
NEXT 3 DAYS = MUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGINGGGGGGGGGG!
isnt that the funnest thing to do.
yeah man!
okay nobody tagged me -.- LAHAHAHA.
i shall bug people to tag it >;]
muahahahaha.
I LOVE THE PICTURES!!
HEHEHE!
tahtahs.

2006-09-30T19:59:00.000-07:00

okay those two pictures are just so damn cute okay :D
tomorrow is geog exam .
JIA YOU JEWEL .
AND EVERYONE ELSE :D
im scared for lang arts .
its tomorrow too!
oh no oh no oh no ):
but in about 1 weeks time ..
FREEEEEEEEEEEEDOM :DDDD
put your hands up in the air and wave it like you just dont care ~
hahaha .
yesterday was so fun .
yeah not being sarcastic .
it was kinda fun :D
despite the songs the old women on stage were singing that made my ears bleeed .
my cousins were fun .
not the dinner -.-
i shall post the pic of my dear cousins backs -.-
later :D
hahaha .
okay yesterday.
everyone was damn high .
alexis was saying HI! to every single person she didnt know .
and everyone DAOED her (((:
hehehehe .
okay then i went my aunty's house.
her bunnies are ADORABLE
HUGHUGHUGHUG !
okay lah no more to say .
GOOD LUCK TO ALL IN YOUR EOYS.
remeber they gonna be over very soooooooon :)))

2006-09-29T03:29:00.000-07:00

okay this post is just for flooding pictures :D

the pics i put are cool and funny!

the guy is flying

o_O

wow .

i dont feel like flooding anymore !

hahahhaa .

:DDDDD

2006-09-28T18:11:00.000-07:00

1)haha nobody likes balloons anymore ):

2)the grapes are damn cute!

3)playing tennis with a heart is cool :D

yesterdays tuition was
TOTALLY FUN&COOOOOL :D
after writing one composition&one compre .
we played cards :D
lalalala :D
so fun :D
ZHIYI IS SITTING NEXT TO ME ACTING RETARDED! :DDDD
zhiyi: NO IM NOT RETARDED!!
jewel : -.-
muahahahahahahahahaha :D
zhiyi is playing with photoshop .
and she wants choc from teacher .
so shes typing out the words from the ci yu shou ce :D
yeaaa :D
carissa is also playing with photoshop
and guess what colour shes using ?
LIMEGREEEEEEEEEEEN .
muahahaha >]
and i cant be bothered to play wif photoshop :D
so i BLOGGGGGGGGG :DDDDDD
sheryl wants the chasing cars --- snow patrol .
i have le .
so im sending to her tonight :D
now i feel so sad ):
i didnt pass my overall ):
i only got 55% ):
SADDDDDDDDDDDDDD.
)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))':
im perfectly sane .
just like evryone else .
later going to take class photo .
so must :D but now im so ): how to :D?
okay now i have become from ): to l: .
thats a good sign .
soon it will be from l: to (:
and then from (: to :D
thats so lame okay .
but yeaaa revetahw .
hahahaha . nobody likes baloons and the grapes are cute!
took the pics from alexis .
heck, she wouldnt mind >]
*REMINDERS - SEND SONG TO SHERYL .
- COME ONLINE TONIGHT
- STUDY HARD AND GET 60% ):
haha :))
today maths lesson was so sian.
couldnt really get what he was saying,
so i went to copy geog notes >]
wtf :D
zhiyi say bad word .
horhor .
she types .wtf .
HEHEHE >]
3 more mins then remadial starts )):
I CANT WAIT -.-
going to do some dolphin compre!
I LOVE DOLPHINS -.-
WHOOOOOOOOO .
KELLY'S PHONE IS HANGED .
muahahahahahahahaaaa >]
this post i think quite long leh !
im so pro!
can type so long :DDD
WHERE IS MR KAW?
i dont know but the later he come the better :D
so i have like more time to type this post :D
tralalalalalala .
ALL THE GIRLS STEPPING OUT FOR A PUBLIC AFFAIR <3>]

2006-09-25T19:36:00.000-07:00

lolol .
sorry for changing url again .
dont wanna relink also can .
i dont mind .
so first post .
QUIZ :D
001. real name: jewel yap min
002.nickname: bitchfive#3
003. single or taken: single
004. zodiac sign: rooster
005. male or female: female
006. elementary sch: mgs
oo7. ipod: mini . (:
oo8. how many buddies on ur list: 160+ i think
oo9. friendster name: JEWEL
o10. hair colour: black or brown?
011. { eh no 11? LOL. }
o12. hair long or short: not long not short :D
o13. { no 13 again. muahaha!}
o14. eye colour: black or brown?
o15. are you a health freak: nooo .
o16. height: haahaa i know i grew taller okay :D but the last time i took my height i was 152 .
o17. do u have a crush on someone: UHHH .
o18. do u like urself: nonono i LOVE MYSLEF <3
o19. braces: yeaaa .
020. think u're awesome: YES BABEH! LOL.
o21. piercings: YEP!
o22. tattoo: NO&NEVERRRR
o23. { no 23.}
o24. first surgery: im perfectly NORMAL . no need surgery :D
o25. first pierceings: pri 2.
o26. first best friend: forgot luh .
o27. first award: forget! LOL
028. first sport u joined: tennis! 029: first pet: hamster!
o30. first vacation: malaysiaaa i think -.- .
o31. first concert: forgot .
o32. first love: DUNNO?
o33. first movie: oh i have super powermemory? =.=
o34. tv show: FRIENDS!
<3o35.>;[
o51. { -- }
o52. im abt to: SLEEEP LA.
o53. listening to: Buttons - PCD
o54. { -- }
o55. wating got: huh? wating got? =.=
o56. watching: NOTHINGGGG!
o57. wearing: NEWBIE SHIT AND SKIRT AND MY JACKET! <3
o58. want kids: YES, AND THOSE SUPER CUTE ONES. LOL
o59. want to get married: i'm only 13. ;D LOL
060. careers in mind: AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL ! LMAO ;D
o67.which is better with the opp gender?lips or eyes: eyes
o69. hugs or kisses: hugs
o70. shorter or taller: taller la. =.=
o72. romantic or spontaneous: half half! ;D
o73. nice stomach or arms: i dont care! >;]
o74. sensatice or loud: dunno.
o75. hookup or relationship: rofl .
o76. sweet or caring: both
o77. trouble-maker or hesitant: none. ;D
078. kiss a stranger: er no?
o79. drank bubbles: oh yes, ;D LOL
o80. lost glasses or contacts: nope.
o81. ran away frm home: so troublesome . dont wannnaa :l
o82. broken a bone: noo!
o83. x-ray: nope!
o84. broken someone's heart: DUNNO!
o86. turned someone down: yep.
o87. cried when someone die: yeaaa ):
o88. cried in school: er yaaahh .
089. god: half half!
090. miracles: yep!!
091. love at first sight: yeaaah . maybe .
o92. aliens: YES THEY ARE GAY !
093. magic: uh huh !
094. heaven: not exactly . but yeaaaaah .
o95. santa claus: yes! i demand a present from him okay .
o96.sex on first dae: lameshit luh . of course not!
o98. kissing on the first date: EWWWW . nooo!!
o99. angels: yeah i saw one flying across the sky . -.- LAME !!
100. is there someone u want to be with now: NO!
okay end of quiz . whoever wanna do can do .
BYEEEEE .